A long overdue 'about me'...

"K enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby....all alone.

He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her - knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, K sends one of his own back to her and it read: "Just so you know - A BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL are in my garage; plus I have over 10 million dollars in the bank. But -- not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off two inches. Just send the bottle back.""

Eddie Izzard vs Russell Peters

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ussel Peters is great! A fantastic comedian who is so successful because he unashamedly makes fun of everybody and everyone. From Tap-some-Bong to SomebodyGonnaGetHurtRealBad. No favourites there! Also being Indian and having a potential 1.2 billion people audience sure doesn’t hurt his popularity. I mean, you just have to be Indian to truly get his jokes! Sure the white boys like it.. but u don’t really get it unless you’ve grown up like that. The first time I heard him I had aches in my sides for days. Well maybe for a few hours but you get my drift.

Now you must be wondering why I’m talking about Russell Peters when this post is titled ‘Eddie Izzard’. This has been subtly (ahem) done to help you truly appreciate the scope and breadth of what Im goin to say next. … …. … Eddie Izzard simply blows Russell Peters away. Its like comparing a redneck to an etiquette counselor! Eddie Izzard is true comedic genius who intersperses intellectual comedy with brilliant situational comedy. The most fascinating thing is that you get the impression that he’s doing the show primarily to please himself, and that if we (the audience) laugh its simply a by product that he doesn’t really care too much about. Only he can pull of what he does. Only he.

I remember that a few weeks after watching my first Eddie Izzard show, I switched over to some Russell peters, and he just seemed so bland and repetitive while previously he was My God of comedy. This is what Izzard does to you. Do yourself a favour and watch him. If you don’t like him you have probably never dated your whole life (going by the principle that girls like people WITH a sense of humour).

Random rhymes

To piss of someone (albeit childishly):

Inky Pinky Ponky
(Jack) has the IQ of a donkey!

To piss of dem bitches:

Eeny meeny miney Moe
(Sandra)'s a cheap 2 dolla ho!

Another day with nothing to do.. sigh...