Amazing Anagrams

The Incredibles

Tony Blair	=	Only a Brit
Hansie Cronje	=	A sincere John
A Telephone Girl	=	Repeating "Hello"
Debit card	=	Bad credit
Dame Agatha Christie	=	I am a death case, right?
Conversation	=	Voices rant on
Heavy rain	=	Hire a Navy
Statue of Liberty	=	Built to stay free
Stone Age	=	Stage One

Anagram Synonyms?

Animosity	=	Is No Amity
Dormitory	=	Dirty Room
Desperation	=	A Rope Ends It
Evangelist	=	Evil's Agent
The Morse Code	=	Here Come Dots
Slot Machines	=	Cash Lost in 'em
Mother-in-law	=	Woman Hitler
Punishment	=	Nine thumps
A Shoplifter	=	Has to pilfer
Snooze Alarms	=	Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness	=	Genuine Class
Semolina	=	Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries	=	Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point	=	I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes	=	That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two	=	Twelve plus one
Contradiction	=	Accord not in it
Astronomer	=	Moon Starer
Year Two Thousand	=	A Year To Shut Down

The Amazing

[From Hamlet by Shakespeare] To be or not to be; that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
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In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

Politician Anagrams

George Bush	=	He bugs Gore
George Herbert Walker Bush	=	Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
Leroy Newton Gingrich	=	Yon Right-winger Clone
Margaret Thatcher	=	That great charmer
Princess Diana	=	End Is A Car Spin
Ronald Wilson Reagan	=	A long-insane Warlord (or Insane Anglo warlord)
Ronald Reagan	=	A darn long era
The Conservative Party	=	Teacher in vast poverty

The Grand Finale

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." - Neil A. Armstrong
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A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!