Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Two reasons...

There are only 2 reasons when i'm lazy: When I have no incentive, and when I pretend to be pensive!

There are only 2 reasons when I lie: When i'm not contractually bound, and when i'm not morally sound!

There are only 2 reasons when i'm unreasonable: When people just be stupid, and when i'm struck by that fool cupid!

There are only 2 reasons when i'm angry: when I don't get my way, and when my mum-in-law comes to stay!

There are only two reasons when i'm rash: When i'm out to make some cash, and when I want to kick your ass!

There are only 2 reasons when I dont listen: When i'm thinking from my dick, and when you bore me bloody sick!

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